The wall is DUMB!

Just open your fridge damn it.

Point and laugh everyone

You will NOT see me using an e-cigarette.

It's a combo of Clorox and devil s*men!

Opposites attract I guess?

I don't want an apple damnit!

Haven't killed anybody yet!

God that's gross.

We're just goofing around and having a laugh over here on the podcast!

Is this working?!!!

Trump fixed everything again!

I'm not hungry anymore...

You can just SEE that she's crazy

So do you think he was "waterboarded"...?

I'm not saying he is....but WTF?

They play the dumbest commercials during sporting events

Big and ineffective–I know that too well...

I guess she really wanted that Ben & Jerry's...

If heaven's better why don't we just die now?