odysseus tells his story at king con 😂 #krapopolis

never tell a woman to calm down 😅 #krapopolis

"call it a kiss" #krapopolis

“our parents are in a cult” 😂 #krapopolis

shlub becomes a boat daddy 🛥️💦 #krapopolis

"it's time for the ultimate punishment” 😈 #krapopolis

"i have your daughters” 😂 #krapopolis

“how’s the sex?” 🤨 #krapopolis

“you think we think with our teeth?” 😅 #krapopolis

"you picking up what I'm putting down?” 😏 #krapopolis

"if you got invisible friends, you got to disclose that up front" 😂 #krapopolis

the real reason women wear big hats and sunglasses 😂 #krapopolis

“she picked up a whole team?” 😒 #krapopolis

“dad, you’re still high?” 😂 #krapopolis

"lying is just like strangling a man" 🧐 #krapopolis

tryannis ATTEMPTS to introduce democracy to his kingdom 😂 #krapopolis

when you’re downgraded from king to citizen 😭 #krapopolis

”excuse me… rectal?” 😅 #krapopolis

”it’s called breaking news for a reason” 😂 #krapopolis

”that’s why he calls it daddy grass” 😂 #krapopolis