The story you heard is real. A Washington D.C. jury just found Sean Charles Dunn the guy who threw a foot-long sandwich at a federal officer not guilty of misdemeanor assault. The incident: he yelled at a group of fully-armed, body-armored federal officers (from U.S. Customs and Border Protection) and hurled a Subway hoagie at one during an August protest. His lawyers argued: this was a symbolic act, a harmless gesture of dissent not a forceful assault. The prosecution argued: no matter how smal